(Reblogged from myaloysius)
(Reblogged from threeforthursday)

peppersprayingcop:

“‘Play the hand you’re dealt!’, they say. I’ve heard it a million times and you know what? Its all bullshit. Tammy gets three boobs, and I wind up a malformed little stomach DeVito. Yeah, what exactly am I supposed to do with this hand? I’m curious. What colossally fucked up game of cards would this hand be beneficial in? While you’re thinking I’ll just go ahead and experience the feeling of a fart brewing right behind my throat. If there was only a way to make you understand what that feels likeAUUAHHAGHAGHAGHAGGGAHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

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